There is a snake on this motherfucking plane.

British shows have long been poorly sound-engineered. The dialogue is buried under incidental music or just not recorded well, then add in the lack of projection common in many British dialects and accents, and sometimes we over here in America resort to subtitles or closed captioning!

Is this an issue with the show itself or the BBC broadcast? I’ve noticed that the last few series of Doctor Who are almost impossible to make out, the audio feed is horrid.

I don’t know Teddy. I’m a Mexican economist who crossed the border currently working for...wait for it, THE GOVMINT. My friends are Mexicans and other foreigners (one of them is a half Mexican Muslim woman, the horror) with PhDs in math, biostatistics, psychology, economics, biology and engineering. I think we are…

That guy on the right is Eric Holder, the Attorney General who, as a freshman at Columbia University, was part of an armed takeover of a public building. Goobers come in all shapes, sizes, colors, hairdos and can rise to be at the highest level of government. We're perpetually doomed.

This is how this went down at home.
“Daddy swore an oath...”
“Daddy, don’t swear!”
“Yes but honey...”
“Swearing isn’t nice!”
“Okay but my oath...”
“What?”
“Oath it means like a promise.”
“No, he’s in Fwo-zen.”
“No honey, that’s Olaf....The snowman.”
“NO DADDY! He’s Oaf and don’t swear at him!”
“Fine, but what I was saying...”
“Can…

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

“It’s not about guns it’s about mental health”

She seems to be on a Jolie style trajectory of becoming more political and outspoken as she gains more power and I’m kind of loving it. I’d be shocked if she took it as far, but it looks like she’s having the same “maybe I should do something with all this attention I’m getting” lightbulb moment.

What is happening on her ears. Are these giant safety pins? Are they triangles? I might like them, but I’m not sure.

Well, you know what they say about broken clocks.

It is when one halves the stock value, fires 30,000 workers and is fired. Going from secretary to CEO is impressive, but being fired is called failing.

Yep. The term is “narcissistic injury.”

I literally felt ill when I read that because I felt the same way I used to feel when he’d talk me into not pressing charges. Sick to my stomach, scared, and backed into a corner with no strength to get out of it.

I guess you could call it by it’s title during the days of the tall sailing ships, the “broadside”, but that sounds misogynistic given the gender of the car’s occupants.

But they have open carry in Texas! How is it possible none of these drunken sorors was pistol-packing??!

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.