wake up every day craving a fried egg.

wake up every day craving a fried egg.

that is a fantastic gif for any occasion.

as a frequent user of “heh”, I’m pretty sure you are using the word “bemusement” to mean “amusement”.

Ultimate hack: my sister lives there in a house that has a spare bedroom. It’s even in a decent area in the crotch of alamo square and hayes valley.

As a man or woman of indistinct stature, use the damn right tool for the job. Then people will respect you and wonder why they feel so inferior drinking their swill in the wrong glass.

Do you have to wait in line behind the midday bargain hunters who have stacks of coupons and pay in small bill and more than 5 dollars worth of change? And require a manager to come do something to the register because something doesn’t scan properly?

Whatever you get, get something with ridiculously hot heated seats so you can pre-cook the next round of unplanned offspring.

I had a fantastic manhattan for way too much money, but the bartender was incredibly friendly and loved working his craft. Plus it was whistle pig over antica formula and he squeezed my orange zest and lit the orangey mist on fire. It was a lot of fun and a very enjoyable social engagement. As I paid and walked away,…

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Hugh Jackman with a 435 lb dead lift more suitable in his role of Wolverine? I mean he’s talented. He can sing and dance.

Well ok back to the hot canadian car buying consultant. I’m suggesting they exist and do what Tom does. You just have to find her/one.

I’m sure Tom has a Canadian girlfriend that does the same job. They met at Niagara Falls. She does exactly the same thing he does.

Yeah that shit is much too pungent. Truffle fries in the hand of a waitperson walking by me might as well be a baseball bat to my face.

BUT UGH PLEASE not those stupid ones that just block the road at a normal residential intersection and still have stop signs on half of the streets.

My neighbor is usually either working on a Forester or a Peugeot. Current Peugeot is driveable and has a license plate of “FRAWNCH”

My 75 year old mom is a tech genius. She turns her smartphone off when she’s not using it. Everyone else is just waiting to be hacked.

wait’ll people find the ctrl-select, drag to new window, bookmark all tabs trick. SO ORGANIZE.

How about this: All parenting things need to be done. Play to your strengths and capacity. Talk to your partner when you are in danger of exceeding either of those and negotiate a restructuring of duties.

Advanced mode: what if there was a downhill ramp on which the prius could accelerate prior to falling off a cliff?

Note that the kids edition of both is also $25 off but only in the form of $50 off if you buy two. I picked up the Kids HD8 for $89.99 on prime day. This works out to $79.99.

Note that the kids edition of both is also $25 off but only in the form of $50 off if you buy two. I picked up the…