If you are 4-10 months old and that girl is your lactating mother... perhaps yes.

This site is all about calling sci-fi “cosplay” at every turn. Has cosplay gotten so good that it rivals production costumes? Anyway, not my main point.

Dean does not seem to understand how to talk to humans. Especially humans that require him to do a tiny bit of thinking about subjects that are harder than cotton balls.

Timely article as my mysteriously-acquired IKEA teflon pan has recently started to hold on to the bottom skin layer of my omelets. It has served me well for probably ten years but is about ready for a replacement.

I’m pretty sure the smell of a wet dog is notorious everywhere.

I have dreams about posts like this.

Have you ever taken apart an electric toothbrush?

Just gimme a thermostat value (e.g. 73 degrees) and a setting for “blow irritatingly in my face” or “imperceptible ambient airflow” and I’ll be a happy guy. Oh and make it dual zone so my wife can have it blow irritatingly in her face but I can have ambient temperature bliss.

Got it. Incidentally we have a 19 month old at a home daycare. It’s run by a fairly devout muslim family. Their cars are covered in infowars stickers and I occasionally hear it on the radio somewhere in the house.

Balderdash!

but the click bait headlines are soooo enticing.

I have a drunk uncle (RIP) and a conspiracy uncle.

we got a couple buckets of assorted flowers from the farmers market vendor. some may or may not have ended up in mason jars. but the jars were in the closet on this particular goat farm so it was not so bad. had a keg and scotch tasting, which was fun. live band too so suck it. we did do buffet style which was pretty…

Hey at least you don’t live in DC where you have to wait for the president’s motorcade to pass all the time.

Just curious if there are more germs on that cake or on the Chuck E Cheese joystick that they’ve all sucked on.

Be careful searching google images for chicken piccata. Step one: pound your chicken.

nevermind, not fact checked.

But if I get this, people will stop hearing me yell obscenities from the kitchen so often. Then what? Won’t people miss the *CLANG* *BANG* “FUHHHHHH!”?

fingers in ears not listening. legs bare.

it is SO HARD