Do you have to wait in line behind the midday bargain hunters who have stacks of coupons and pay in small bill and more than 5 dollars worth of change? And require a manager to come do something to the register because something doesn’t scan properly?

Whatever you get, get something with ridiculously hot heated seats so you can pre-cook the next round of unplanned offspring.

I had a fantastic manhattan for way too much money, but the bartender was incredibly friendly and loved working his craft. Plus it was whistle pig over antica formula and he squeezed my orange zest and lit the orangey mist on fire. It was a lot of fun and a very enjoyable social engagement. As I paid and walked away,…

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Hugh Jackman with a 435 lb dead lift more suitable in his role of Wolverine? I mean he’s talented. He can sing and dance.

Well ok back to the hot canadian car buying consultant. I’m suggesting they exist and do what Tom does. You just have to find her/one.

I’m sure Tom has a Canadian girlfriend that does the same job. They met at Niagara Falls. She does exactly the same thing he does.

Yeah that shit is much too pungent. Truffle fries in the hand of a waitperson walking by me might as well be a baseball bat to my face.

BUT UGH PLEASE not those stupid ones that just block the road at a normal residential intersection and still have stop signs on half of the streets.

My neighbor is usually either working on a Forester or a Peugeot. Current Peugeot is driveable and has a license plate of “FRAWNCH”

My 75 year old mom is a tech genius. She turns her smartphone off when she’s not using it. Everyone else is just waiting to be hacked.

wait’ll people find the ctrl-select, drag to new window, bookmark all tabs trick. SO ORGANIZE.

How about this: All parenting things need to be done. Play to your strengths and capacity. Talk to your partner when you are in danger of exceeding either of those and negotiate a restructuring of duties.

Advanced mode: what if there was a downhill ramp on which the prius could accelerate prior to falling off a cliff?

Note that the kids edition of both is also $25 off but only in the form of $50 off if you buy two. I picked up the Kids HD8 for $89.99 on prime day. This works out to $79.99.

Note that the kids edition of both is also $25 off but only in the form of $50 off if you buy two. I picked up the…

If you are 4-10 months old and that girl is your lactating mother... perhaps yes.

This site is all about calling sci-fi “cosplay” at every turn. Has cosplay gotten so good that it rivals production costumes? Anyway, not my main point.

Dean does not seem to understand how to talk to humans. Especially humans that require him to do a tiny bit of thinking about subjects that are harder than cotton balls.

Timely article as my mysteriously-acquired IKEA teflon pan has recently started to hold on to the bottom skin layer of my omelets. It has served me well for probably ten years but is about ready for a replacement.

I’m pretty sure the smell of a wet dog is notorious everywhere.