I have dreams about posts like this.

Have you ever taken apart an electric toothbrush?

Just gimme a thermostat value (e.g. 73 degrees) and a setting for “blow irritatingly in my face” or “imperceptible ambient airflow” and I’ll be a happy guy. Oh and make it dual zone so my wife can have it blow irritatingly in her face but I can have ambient temperature bliss.

Got it. Incidentally we have a 19 month old at a home daycare. It’s run by a fairly devout muslim family. Their cars are covered in infowars stickers and I occasionally hear it on the radio somewhere in the house.

Balderdash!

but the click bait headlines are soooo enticing.

I have a drunk uncle (RIP) and a conspiracy uncle.

we got a couple buckets of assorted flowers from the farmers market vendor. some may or may not have ended up in mason jars. but the jars were in the closet on this particular goat farm so it was not so bad. had a keg and scotch tasting, which was fun. live band too so suck it. we did do buffet style which was pretty…

Hey at least you don’t live in DC where you have to wait for the president’s motorcade to pass all the time.

Just curious if there are more germs on that cake or on the Chuck E Cheese joystick that they’ve all sucked on.

Be careful searching google images for chicken piccata. Step one: pound your chicken.

nevermind, not fact checked.

But if I get this, people will stop hearing me yell obscenities from the kitchen so often. Then what? Won’t people miss the *CLANG* *BANG* “FUHHHHHH!”?

fingers in ears not listening. legs bare.

it is SO HARD

I remember seeing one of the original Confederate bikes like 15 years ago in California’s bay area. I WTF at it and figured out what it was and thought it was an interesting idea that hadn’t really been done before. Performance of a sport bike with the style and character of a cruiser.

Getting dicks is pretty par for the course on miataturbo.net when you buy something from a user. Or cats. Glitter. Ponies. Crotchless garments. You name it.

So after 8 long years, Amazon finally realizes they own Zappos.

My favorite part is that the wood base is made up of laminated maple. I guess a solid piece is too expensive so we’ll just go IKEA on that shit.

Honestly what does it cost to build a rally(e) car new?