My Nau wool patrol hoodie. It is a mid-atlantic 3 season jacket and it’s frigging amazing. it is thin and light but warm when I need warm. It’s a snow jacket I guess but it’s perfect for anything under 60 degrees F.

haw haw well played.

So the Jeep dealership then??

Someone just reccd this post so I will update:

Someone just reccd this post so I will update:

I have recently discovered that I have to search reviews for those same types of terms (“I recieved”, “unbiased”, “discounted”) and when I find a significant proportion of them, I mentally de-rate the item to avoid falling for the artificial inflation of the stars. It’s really frustrating and probably my biggest gripe…

What. Sidearm? I’m just suggesting this to avoid getting multiple injections. I’m not running through a pit bull fight while strapped.

I get my third rabies vaccine shot today.

The Planet Fitness is 1.6 miles away and is probably my closest gym. Across the street (slightly farther) is a Gold’s Gym.

Please don’t bother buying that crappy car polisher. It doesn’t save you any arm effort. Just buy some spray wax like optimum car wax and skip the whole buffing thing altogether.

Please don’t bother buying that crappy car polisher. It doesn’t save you any arm effort. Just buy some spray wax…

Runs on reclaimed cooking oil. Smells like fresh hot fries.

1. Can I do this myself cheaper?

step one: buy bulk quick oats at the store

We have the best baby wipe warmer: my hand. ball that shit (the wipe, not the shit) in your hand while you are undoing the clothes and dirty diaper and by the time you’re wiping, it’s nearly body temperature.

The other day a recruiter sent me an email asking if i knew anyone who’d be interested in a job at Trump Hotels International.

I don’t use a chair to squat at the gym... just roll it out of the way.

you lost me when the a-b pillar dip showed up. try again without that.

If you know him, you’ll know his response to hearing... emotional, heartfelt, and genuine. He’s just a great guy to witness.

We gave our son the middle name “Lewis” for him. My wife told him so while shaking his hand at his book signing when she was pregnant with our son.

I’m ok with that option. They do always have shit on sale and I guess raw materials are raw materials.

I’m ok with that option. They do always have shit on sale and I guess raw materials are raw materials.

I put some gum in the alley back in 93.