Please do not buy these boxy, ill-fitting, grampa shirts. Go somewhere that has researched men’s fashion at least once in the last 50 years.

Please do not buy these boxy, ill-fitting, grampa shirts. Go somewhere that has researched men’s fashion at least…

I know it’s not “under 100 dollars” but I picked up the Hitachi dual bevel 12 inch with laser model a while back for building a shed in which to put a miter saw. It worked flawlessly and I love using it. I strongly encourage stepping up to a 12 incher if only to cut big wood in a single pass.

I know it’s not “under 100 dollars” but I picked up the Hitachi dual bevel 12 inch with laser model a while back for…

Definitely budget for the tips. Have them READY TO GO (in cash, in labeled envelopes) when the services are performed. Make sure to designate a tip distributor beforehand.

I thought we were fasting for the blood sugar testing portion of the blood panel.

Why would they need to create a new model when the existing Countryman is basically that car with 2 inches more headroom?

I did a clutch on an 88 alltrac by myself outside in a half a day. get your shit together!

It’s pretty easy to line your own envelopes and we all know this place is lousy with crafty bastards. We had a friend do our graphic design, got them made online (letterpress is gorgeous but also unnecessary—still we did it) and stuffed them ourselves. It wasn’t that bad. Or maybe it was. They were pretty awesome.…

Three will definitely let you know if your brake bias is set improperly.

Continuously Variable

Cows are very space inefficient. They require a lot of land and resources to grow. Leather production is linked to deforestation (space!). Vegan materials aren’t just for smelly hippies who don’t eat animal products.

Wife wants to watch local baseball games. Cable it is! Can’t stream them because MLB = Major League Blackouts.

Double date to The Sizzler.

Virgin America is, unfortunately, one of the ones that often does not have the aisle armrest that goes up.

My wife just bought a black and white plaid shirt. I had to remind her.

My mom showed me a note from the doctor from when I was born. It said to start me on “Meat” at 6 weeks.

Maybe he should have replaced LORD with “STAR LORD”

I am so bad I made that sentence into a horrible run-on nightmare.

Hey bad mom, you can come over and hang out with me and my awful wife as we are also bad and drink some of our terrible parent liquor and make fun of all the good parents with us.

Maybe dad would really love this shop lift for xmas. He works on classic cars.

push it the same way again. it shuts off and you don’t look derp.