Perhaps the most unfathomable thing in all of sports is that there are still thousands of people who will pay lots of money to an evil shitbag to watch a terrible team go 3-13.

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I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Does it fucking matter? It’s truth. Regardless the outlet

I’ve lost myself in this exquisite metaphor. I don’t even know who’s supposed to be the girlfriend and who is the champagne room, but I love it.

I get all of the arguments for LeBron for MVP, but it almost always goes to the best player on the winning team, so you can’t really argue with Steph...

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

As a sacramento native and a high school teacher, let me be the quotable expert on K. J.: fuck, this guy is a sleezebag.

Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.

Did you guys do a “better know an umpire” on this assclown? I’m too lazy to look.