Go ASSyria!

At Midway back in the day they had a word for their breast physics, it was referred to as "Jiggle Code."

Titanfall PWNS

Tons of gaming in this one (And pinball!): http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RQZM6CM

I agree. You explained all the strategies in the entire game in a few paragraphs here. I learned them in about 2 games playing. Every game plays out the same, and if you don't do exactly what you're supposed to do, it annoys everyone and you lose. It's too structured.

People can debate this forever and act all philosophical about the "creeping death" being scarier, but if zombies were actually real, the fast ones would be scarier, no doubt.

Experience > degree

Cool article. But Charisma doesn't make you hot. :)

My nasty friend rubs his ear and puts ear wax in his beer to do this.

No it's not misleading at all. You're right technically about what 3rd person is, but 100% wrong when it comes to video games. Gears of War, has anyone besides you ever called it an "over the shoulder" game? No.

No, in video games it's different. This is what you call 3rd person in a video game.

Better than whatever Looseass would've named it

I snuck into a theater when I was ~9 to watch the original Terminator and it changed my life, and have watched it dozens if not hundreds of times since. I waited in line for 8 hours to watch T2 on opening night, it was awesome and have watched it dozens of times since. I watched T3 twice cuz I thought it was just me…

I could write a book. The short version of my story is 16 years, 11 companies. I've never quit or been fired. Every single time it's been studio wide layoffs or the company going out of business.

Say whatever you want, I'm sure there are tons of ways people get hacked.. but FIFA hack is real, they got me.. I got the cheevies to prove it.

I played it!

I was having a rad game of BF3 and my roommate's cat rubs the entertainment center and BEEP, the 360 ejects the disc!

Is it only 2 maps?

Looks like the Kinect I've seen, wobbly interaction, sometimes works.. Sit there adjusting your hand for way to long trying to do something like press a button.

1. No. These things are not mutually exclusive. An ending may be "satisfying" and not "good", almost depends on the person. For example if someone played a game hoping to be evil and exterminate all life in the universe, an ending may satisfy that person, but it's not good (relative to all other living beings in…