Please find a new word for “take”.

You sure do love cherry-picking when you see it fit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wannabe-mls-hooligans-are-adopting-the-worst-of-soccer-culture_us_5743285ce4b0613b512ad621

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wannabe-mls-hooligans-are-adopting-the-worst-of-soccer-culture_us_5743285ce4b0613b512ad621

Cool people in America haven’t gotten around to soccer fandom yet, so stadiums are largely packed with hipster lames.

Original

This is worthless.

White People.

White People.

This is nowhere near nuanced of an opinion.

Beyonce is trash.

You don’t have any idea if they are white or not.

What it do?

You’ll have to ask Cincinnati about that one.

You should start an activist Twitter hash tag to give Peter King a traffic citation.

You’re going to forget about this literally 10 minutes from now. Life’s too short.

Why are these women “fly”, Megan?

Fart jokes are still the worst.