Don't get Scribblenauts. Wait for the sequel, see how the controls turn out.

@ghostfacelz: Or, like, minutes and minutes.

Had there been no video games, the firebombing would have been successful. After all, they could've been practicing instead of playing GTA.

I was having SO much trouble putting my batteries in the right direction. HOURS and HOURS of my time were being wasted. Thank GOD this technological masterpiece is finished.

You better make a wish before you get in this car, because it probably won't go.

If there's ever another Pokemon theme park, I want to go, find a person in a Squirtle outfit, pay him ten bucks, then bring him with me to a person in another Pokemon outfit. The Squirtle will splash them with a bottle of water. No matter what happens after, I could make it into a great Youtube video.

@Jakob Rogalski: That video made little to no sense, plus made the Pokemon park not seem exciting.

If they did a ride like the one at Universal Studios in which Spiderman saves you from falling off a cliff, except having it be like Mario Galaxy, I would go just for that.

Those Chun-Li sneakers are missing the breasts.

@The_Bombsong_Baron: So far, NOTHING makes sense.

Played the first two levels of Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg.

@Krakenstein: That was not meant to be a reply. That was an ACCIDENT. An accident that Kotaku cannot erase...

Played the first two levels of Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg.

@ashlar: I'm sure there's a rule 34 for it somewhere...

Tingle? OH GOD DON'T THINK OF TINGLE AND SEX AT THE SAME TIME NOOOOOOOOO

@CaptainScrambles: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@SupaKero: No, it's Tomba, but not the topic we're on...

@rockmace: Art is meant to change how the consumer thinks. Entertaining is a way to attract the consumer, not the end goal.

@SupaKero: Noooooot related.

@Zelda did it!: I have no idea what it's worth. I'll wait for eBay to tell me.