Who else thought of this?

Only $2.50 came outta that guy? That's not even enough for subway fare!

The 3DS makes you tasty snacks while you play. The 3DS takes care of your pets when you're away. For the 3DS, $1000 you'll have to pay.

Despite the fact that most of their songs are in falsetto, I'm really liking Scissor Sisters.

Illbleed. Reworking those graphics could make me actually want to play it.

Does this mean that we can finally properly play techno songs in Rock Band?!?

Who else here finds Sleigh Bells to be the best new band of 2010? The explosion near the end of Infinity Guitars is friggin' ORGASMIC.

@RyderJ: Oh please oh please

@Gyaruson 2.0: I agree with a lot of what you're saying, but Nintendo's online is so abysmal that you can't even compare DS to Wii. They're both non-functional.

@Gyaruson 2.0: 5? H? I left out 2 because you had a good point. Stop being a jerk. Being on the internet doesn't excuse you from common decency.

@Gyaruson 2.0:

If the 3DS is better in graphics than the Wii, the Wii will become pretty much useless besides having a shared screen.

Another pancake suggestion: Waluigi

I read that as Craft Punk.

@magius: What is your definition of a joke? Does it include someone walking into a bar or asking you, "Knock knock"?

@ThisIs3Sick: Jon Stewart makes upwards of 30 good jokes a day.

@xybur: Apparently I wasn't the only one.

@AnnoyinAssassin: I looked at this article and thought, "But why Olivia Munn? She is not a comedian, nor has made a legitimate joke. Ever."

@Aklost: Not knowing her personally completely negates the joke. Unless you're saying that knowing her religiously is not personal.

Quick: Who's the best person alive that you don't know personally?