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AHHH. Thank you, you beautiful stranger. My life is instantly better.

No, no, no. You are miss-reading it. It's not his name, it's announcing you doom.: GOKU, SON!

Also:

SMBC pointed out the real reason years ago:

But shouldn't it only be "two twists?" Three states, two twists to cycle through. Unless I'm just preternaturally good at USB.

The only explanation,

Persona 3 FES didn't get an HD upgrade for its PSN release, so I wasn't really expecting it with this game either. That would've been nice, but I still think it's great for people who have never had a chance to play or who no longer have a PS2. I have the PS2 and Vita version, so I probably won't buy this one, but the…

Fedoras

99% standalone

Not just one... ALL of them are playable!

Everyone seems to forget that bitorrent can be, and often is, used for legitimate purposes. And is by far the best file sharing method, for legitimate purposes. And illegitimate ones.

master os race.

Um, by default.

This is coming out for the PC right?!?! Right???

The cloud track looks fun as hell.