"Extremely Amped Hockey Fan Chugs Beer"

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Kind of makes you wonder what value Boston even sees in farming this shit.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

Good to see Ruben Rivera back in the big leagues.

I'm just going to leave this here:

"Geno Smith Can Get Fucked."

This guy is nuts. How would dragging a disembodied head across the ice make it clean?

Wait, is that Paul Stanley in the freezeframe behind Simmons?

I originally thought "Kiss" was a typo, but changed my mind once I found out that Hernandez was unsuccessful.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

I guarantee you'll have never heard "you fat fuck" yelled so many times in New England accents.

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

Coincidentally, "Jubliant Relief" was also the name of one of the strippers whose cleavage Gronk drank vintage Four Loko out of after the game.