HE’S NOT ON TRIAL! THERE IS NO PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

The Dollop episode about this ghoul is really good.

Being born into this Hellworld is tantamount to torture. I’m slowly drifting from pro-choice to pro-death. Mandatory abortions for all!

I remember getting a couple packs of cards with my friend and we both got that Nolan Ryan Mets card with the 5000s in the background. I vividly remember saying “He struck out 5000 times?? This guy sucks!”

Something seems fishy with the date range here. The note seems to be from around 2001 or 2002, but that book wasn’t published until 2015.

Please be Kevin Youkilis

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Please please PLEASE write a book. I would buy 10 copies.

Wasn’t this asshole’s asshole father in the KKK?

Wait, he has one of these shitholes in Boston too? Is it new? I live in Boston and have never heard about it. I can’t find anything about it online. Please god tell me this was a typo. I don’t want the Douchebag Kool-Aid Man haunting my hometown.

I’m a big boy riding my horsey! Look at my gun! PEW! PEW!

PLEASE make this a regular feature.

Bullshit. They just rammed a bill through that is going to kill thousands of people. Violence begets violence. Eat the rich.

Have lived in Brighton for 13 years. Can also confirm.

He’s obviously going to end up on the Yankees. Fuck the Yankees.

“Even if they were pure of heart and subcontracted ranking duties to FiveThirtyEight, well those NERDY BLOG NERDS blew the fucking election now, didn’t they?”

This hit sucked, but it’s not the biggest story from this game. Somebody reportedly threw a dildo on the field again yesterday. Where are the photos of this dildo??

It’s (extremely) thinly veiled marketing from Google.

Because our country is a raging dumpster fire.