This hit sucked, but it’s not the biggest story from this game. Somebody reportedly threw a dildo on the field again yesterday. Where are the photos of this dildo??

It’s (extremely) thinly veiled marketing from Google.

Because our country is a raging dumpster fire.

TSA Pre is awesome. I’ve noticed that with more people signing up for it, the lines at security have been getting longer though. I wonder if we’ll reach a point where the precheck lines are just as long as the regular lines.

Fuck the habs. Nilan is a townie piece of shit.

With Beltran’s retirement, and if nobody signs Bartolo Colon this offseason, Adrian Beltre will be the only remaining active MLB player who played in the ‘90s. I feel very old.

Skiing in remote places that you need to take a helicopter to get to the top of.

Felger isn’t a Boston fan at all. He was born and raised in Wisconsin and doesn’t seem to like any of the Boston teams. His modus operandi is purposefully voicing terrible opinions to get people worked up so they’ll call in and argue. He is a prick.

Please don’t conflate Felger’s hot takes with the views of the average Bostonian. We all think he’s a douchebag too.

“A study found that living in a home where guns are owned increased your chances of death by homicide from 40% to 170%.”

If you’re somehow in the incredibly specific market for cookbooks by elite Massachusetts athletes, skip that TB12 thing and pick up Shalane Flanagan’s “Run Fast, Eat Slow.” My wife and I have made a ton of great meals from that book.

“I’m as pro-union as anybody”

I’m from Boston and would be thrilled if they signed Kaep.

Wait a minute. New Hampshire is the one state in New England where you CAN’T marry your first cousin? Did I somehow get transported to an alternate universe?

If you like beer (especially Belgian beer), make sure to go to the Publick House in Brookline. Meadhall in Kendall Square is also great. Both places have a ton of different beers on tap.

Is that code still valid? Doesn’t seem to be working for me.

Is that code still valid? Doesn’t seem to be working for me.

Maybe he’s just been referring to himself as “Obama” all this time and none of us has caught on?

I have this cooler. It’s not bad, but it doesn’t keep ice for anywhere near 5 days. Also, be advised that if you take it to the beach the wheels won’t turn on the sand. Nice cooler other than that though.

I have this cooler. It’s not bad, but it doesn’t keep ice for anywhere near 5 days. Also, be advised that if you…

I don’t know how, but sending unsolicited workout videos to someone somehow seems even grosser to me than sending unsolicited dick pics.

Is it a screenshot or did he take a picture of that email (possibly after printing it out)?