Man, Command & Conquer was fucking sweet.

My friend once saw Little Richard eating at the Old Country Buffet in Watertown. Now THAT’S tragic.

I live in Massachusetts and I’ve never seen a Golden Corral in my life. Do those places actually exist or are they only in commercials?

God Shammgod

Here’s the chair. Here’s the rope.

NOMAHHHHH!

The more I watch this, the more I think that Ted Cruz’s daughter might have shoved Carly off the stage. I really hope that’s what happened.

I’m starting at a new job where the dress code is business casual. I’m an engineer, so I’m used to people wearing shorts and star wars shirts in the office. Can any of you tell me what the hell business casual entails?

Wait a minute. They made Kindergarten Cop 2? And it’s starring Dolph Lundgren and Bill Bellamy?? Why??

FUCK THIS!

Just lost my house on this race.

Oakland number 4? How drunk were you guys when you did this?

Seems weird that they have the wrong ages listed for every candidate in that picture. (Ted Cruz’s listed age technically is 45, but we all know he’s a several thousand year old reptilian who lives at the center of the Earth and eats human flesh.)

Was it Faith Hill?

This is brutal, but I still think Patrice Bergeron playing with broken ribs and a punctured lung has this beat.

My fiancee and I are thinking of getting a joint credit card that we can rack up miles with. We usually fly on JetBlue, because they have a hub in our city, but everything I’ve read seems to recommend getting a Starwood Rewards card. Should we go with the JetBlue card or something else?

Remember, Red Sox fans cheered Jeter in his last game there.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Can we get an update on Magary’s daily fantasy situation? Has he blown through his kids’ college funds yet?

I didn’t realize he was a Bills fan.