Smokey was the cop. Burt Reynolds played the Bandit.

My brain hurts

David Ortiz was nothing before coming to the Red Sox, because the Twins were trying to force him to be a singles hitter. His name was also on that list of 104 positive PED tests in 2003 though, so I’m making a moot point.

Millar’s numbers do not look very different in his years with the Red Sox compared to the rest of…

Huh? What does that even mean? Who on the 2004 Red Sox was linked to steroids other than Manny, Ortiz and Arroyo?

Also, did you found AOL?

You sure about that? Kapler was always a pretty vocal anti-steroid guy and was never linked to roids beyond people assuming he was on something because he was jacked.

Would love to see an artist’s rendering of Pedro charging the mound and chucking his helmet at Mike Williams.

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Speaking as a Bostonian and a Red Sox fan, I had completely forgotten he was still on the team until yesterday. Aloha, Mr. Hamstring!

I think you’re confusing 2015 Boston with 1975 Boston

I think you’re confusing 2015 Boston with 1975 Boston

Not until today, when he apparently finally realized that he’s in grave danger of becoming a one term mayor. He didn’t go willingly though, saying in his speech this morning that the opposition to the olympic bid consisted of “10 people on Twitter.”

They’ve actually got a pretty wide array of beers at Fenway now. Although anything outside of Bud, Miller and Coors is considered “premium” and costs even more. I wish these carpetbagging assholes would sell the team. They’ve turned everything into a circus.

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“I’ve got bursitis”

Holy shit. I don’t even really like basketball that much and this live blog is ILL!

Let’s go Bruins! Oh god damn it.

2003 ALCS Game 7

Neck-deep in a hamper full of jockstraps

Does Sam Adams have breweries in Ohio and Pennsylvania now? When did that happen?

The real crime here is the continued use of portrait mode in cell phone videos.