Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

How is this okay? This is not a good size to be. I’m sorry, but she must consume so much more food than she needs. She is in her late 20s? This is the prime of her life. She had the benefit of being born in a physically able body and she reaches this size?

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

Next stop diabetes!

This is not beautiful. It’s disgusting and unhealthy and is exactly the same as putting an anorexic woman on the cover. Sure, don’t body shame, but don’t do the exact opposite where you celebrate and cheer on an unhealthy body.

Good for her! What I like about this, is even if they lose, he’ll have to sit through a deposition and actually answer questions. Hopefully Dickinson is in a financial place where she isn’t tempted to settle under confidential terms.

I feel very, very conflicted about this. On one hand, I admire her. I’m larger than she is and it’s nice to see someone who’s roughly my shape modeling.

This is the opposite extreme from the rail thin supermodels. Neither promotes a healthy body image, neither should be role models.

I’m going to wildly speculate here. First, there is nothing in the message which states that they have actually “broken their engagement.” It just says that the wedding is not going forward on that date. Which would actually make sense if there is some secret marriage which still exists that Dakota could not get out…

Yes. He sends countless young men to their deaths in the name of a greater ideal, and then promises them a great reward after they’re gone.

It also had an interesting anti-organized religion angle— when a person is worshipped (or seen as a conduit to the worshipped), there’s nothing preventing that person from subjecting believers to indignity and pain in the name of something invented.

Holy crap. That dude is so right. Providing examples of strong women in movies will help make more people think positively about strong women and want to see more movies with strong women.

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

“...but he’s not stupid.”

NO. ITS A LIST. YOU MUST LIST IN TOTALITY OR THERE WILL BE BLOOD

I wonder how the NFL/Goddell would react if the suspension were upheld, and then week 5 came around. And for that prime-time, nationally-televised game that the NFL would hype the daylights out of - Brady against the Colts and the matchup that started all of this mess - Belichick says Tom isn’t ready yet and sits him…

So this post is less about the ranking of Shearer characters, and more about how little you know about The Simpsons (yet still opine about it)?

How do you write a summation of American Idol blog without any mention of Sanjaya

Later she would repay the favor.