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Agreed. I feel the same way about bars. Keep your goddamn kids out of my R rated movies and out of my bars. When I saw Deadpool, there were so many kids “oooooohing” and “aaahing” and “did you see that? his head flew off-ing.” Goddamn annoying.

I'm pretty sure it's ok to complain about kids running around. That's not cool. It's not your house.

She had a tradition of having B-list celebrities come to the White House for when the press came to take pictures of all the Christmas decorations.

Nancy moments:

While Pewdiepie didn’t like it, Arin and Ross seem to be enjoying it on Steam Train.

Felix “Pewdiepie” Kjellberg also played the game, and he did not like it at all.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

The quote was about her pregnancy. I can appreciate that they would have chosen to have heir child regardless (I can appreciate anyone who decides to terminate for medical reasons, too). But the fact is that the two are linked. If she had been having proper prenatal care, then she would have had a pap smear and known

A few things.

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

Even though her green laser was more powerful than Hill’s her backup guy had the super powerful Violet laser.

When an affectionate term like dear is used by a stranger/person in a position of power it always comes off as super condescending to me.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

The Clintons made their entry into politics via courting black southerners...they know how to pander to them.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You

What is WITH those Siamese cats and the bathroom door? Mine just cries. Criiiieeesssss. She loves crying. She loves crying at 4am. She loves crying when I’m pooping. She loves crying when I’m on conference calls. She loooooves it.

I grew up with a Siamese like that. if I dated to close the door on him I'd see his paw violently rocking the door until he started jumping and hanging on the knob. He stole popcorn, ate tortillas, knocked glasses over, stole socks and boxed them with his back feet.

I’m so sorry, Rich. Pets become family members in a way non-animal lovers can never quite comprehend.

As someone who owns an incredibly annoying, vocal, face punching, smothering, Siamese cat...I feel you so hard right now. She is the absolute worst and we call her bitch kitty. We love her...and can’t stand her. We adopted her, and love her, and pledged our lives to her so she’s going to be with us until the day she

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.