1.) I keep wondering for which name is Jeb! the nickname, and I finally figured it out: Jebus*!

Which is probably why it makes a great campaign slogan.

Exactly. This is all I can think about whenever I see the slogan.

Except he’s not Fix-it Felix; he and his family are Wreck-it Ralphs.

It’s all for you, Obama!

I have a friend who falls for every lefty that pops up as the savior of the moment. He was so geeked about this guy thinking it was going to usher in a golden era of progressive ideas in the US. (before that, it was John Edwards, various Mike Moore movies, 2008 recession)

The rest of us around the world know that Bernie is going to win, why are you Americans having such a hard time realizing that?

There was already a punch line.

I will never not +1 this GIF.

Right now, this is what the world looks like to Samer.

Christ, that second picture. That shirt is some next level Magary-type shit. Did Samer borrow that from Drew? No, that can’t be. Even Drew wouldn’t wear something that bad.

This guy looks like he should be filming Hot Tub Time Machine 3.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Avoid LenaDunhamsTesticles down there; as though the name weren’t obvious enough, LDT is a pretty dedicated misogynist troll, spends most of his time on Jezebel and its sister sites harrassing Anna Merlan and anybody who suggests misogyny is real... then acts deliberately obtuse, refuses to acknowledge facts that run…

That’s a hell of a piece of writing, Stassa.

Meet the future, I guess.

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”