Socrates: Forget what I said. The unexamined life is fine.

Top row, far right: Heyayay

I HAVE DONE NOTHING IN MY LIFE TO BE WORTHY OF THIS VIDEO

I have never been prouder to be an American.

A+ trolling

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Marry me, fart.

While I get what you’re saying, the estate tax is complete horseshit and needs to be removed. It’s re-taxing income that has already had tax paid on it. It serves no logical purpose given how other taxes operate other than just trying to find something to generate more revenue to make up for over-spending. Oh, someone…

Not sure if satire, or just dumb.

this satire is next-level great and i love you for brightening my day

it really was a trick question because hillary has no tax plan outside of “boy being poor sure does suck right whip whip nae nae”

Whatever’ll get her elected.

in their defense, who even knows what hillary’s positions are, lol

Theory:

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Yes. It’s beautiful, magical garbage as far as I know.

Still doing his job better than Kim Davis.

Time for “a woman” so vote Hillary is like saying it’s time for “a boyfriend” so date Justin Bieber.

I hope he does! What I would REALLY love, though, is a Sanders-Warren ticket.