But if it were real, it would be spectacular.

There are electric bicycles that cost ten grand. 

Am I the only one who has it being really jittery and reluctant to scroll sometimes? Also, the formatting buttons do not show up half the time and it’s just a blank bar. And it’s been REALLY slow. Like, typing a whole sentence and waiting for it to appear.

Kinja is such a heap of crap. Click on a picture in these comments, then close the picture? Bam, welcome back to the comment at the top.

It was really fortunate that they landed on a Star Destroyer that couldn’t bank to the left or right.

If you’re going to truly enjoy Star Wars movies, you can’t be saddled by science. 

Hi Zack, can I get ungreyed for life on Kotaku again? I used to be a regular ages ago, even before the whole reason for greying out people was a thing. Back when io9 was real.

You’re very efficiently proving his point. Congratulations!

“You’re just jealous you don’t have the resources to turn your own stupid ideas into self-promotional circlejerks.” -a typical Tesla fanboy response

I think only just because this article was to be a little fun, and not depressing.

Your list is good but the worst design of the decade is... Jalopnik. I don’t know what the hell happened but nothing loads properly, comments are jangled, screen left is fine, I guess, though I’m not sure why anyone bothered to spend the time programming it.

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

That looks hot and itchy. He earned citizenship in my book.

Is this the greatest Automotive Soap Opera ever? You just know a book and movie deal are coming.

For me it’s been everything NECA is doing with Ninja Turtles. Be it the movies or the toons, their figures are AMAZING. 

Correction, you haven’t heard *anyone* try to defend or explain his actions. They all rail about process. Not one of them will stand up and tell you that it’s appropriate for a president to use the power of the state to further his personal goals. Because they all know it’s not. 

... but there AREN’T! How does Team Trump STILL not get that? He LOST the popular vote by nearly 3 million votes and only parks his sloppy orange ass in the Oval Office because of the Electoral College.

Here’s how my holiday dinner will go:

Anyone who voted “no” is a gutless cowardly stooge who’s just enabling the obviously corrupt and fraudulent antics of an established and certified con artist. Playing along with Daffy Don’s carnival of whimsy is the only way the con works, he’s not a “billionaire business genius” unless you pretend he is. Whatever…