Hold up - If these transactions are that easy, somebody make some calls and see if we can offload Florida. Seriously, like fifteen bucks, and it’s yours.

Hey! You never know when you’ll need to swap that 42 tooth SRAM Force chainring back onto the gravel bike. And if the carbon seatpost were to break, only makes sense to hang onto the old 27.2 alloy one. And if my chain breaks, I can probably bodge a temporary fix on the 11 speed with those old 10 speed links. And...…

Apologies in advance for dropping you down this rabbit hole.

And Jurassic Park!

Are you Cybertronian, a little bit?

I feel like this should be a cautionary tale for children. “Remember... If you spew hateful, awful bullshit long enough, your eyes will try to run away from your mouth.  Now eat your asparagus.”

“From apples to slightly shittier apples.”

Shitty piece of shit, known for being shitty, does another shitty thing, film at eleven.

Lil Xan’s fake ex-girlfriend! Try to keep up, dammit!

Well, the color’s right. No more chanterelles for me.

I'm also in the Northeast, and get called that pretty constantly.  Mostly at truck stops and family barbecues. 

Jeeeesus...  SOMEBODY’s making a last second SCOTUS bid.

Agreed. Where does sand come from? The planet Tatooine. And who HATED the sand there? Darth Vader. And what kind of ironic nickname would you give someone who hates sand that much...? CONFIRMED FOR SITH LORD.

Oh, crap. How long before this thread just devolves into a ninja brawl?

“Feckless, they say? Daddy will make sure it’s PLENTY fecked.”

He neglected to not kill the other guy. Duh.

I shall die beside you, up on Solsbury Hill.

I commiserate. I took a few Advil for my knee the other day, and it retroactively turned me into a fucking asshole for the majority of my adult life.

Sigh. How long until we find out that Carlton has actually been David Duke the whole time?

Accurate. Horses (and possibly camels) have been mammals for a little while now, if I remember correctly. 1992, I think it was?