Let’s not forget “being investigated by”.

He’s not running FROM the bird. He’s running TOWARDS an unseen schoolbus that is both engulfed in flames and full of orphans and kittens.

Their marriage is doomed. If you can’t keep an avocado fresh for 20 minutes, think about the sex in 20 years.

Never. That’s kind of the whole POINT when you’re roleplaying Mr. Rogers.

I need you to know that I watched that entire thing. My soul hurts now.

You’re doing it wrong. That’s friggin’ gorgeous.

They’re basically velociraptors in drag. Fuck THAT noise while i’m deathgripping the armrests after downing 3 overpriced airport Bloody Marys to get through takeoff.

The Gay Agenda is real...Now that no woman will ever be capable of sexual behavior ever again, all us dudes have is each other. THEY WERE PLAYING THE LONG GAME.

Oh, sure. NOW you tell us.

Methscort? Can that be a thing?

This reboot of “For The Boys” isn’t working for me.

Burqa. Duh.

One summer back in my early teens, my uncle drove to Maine, picked up a cooler of lobsters there, picked me up in Connecticut, and we proceeded on down to Virginia. At some point between Point A and Point C, the cooler’s drain plug came undone, leading to an increasingly rapid and increasingly smelly flow of liquid,…

Which is truly unfortunate, because it used to be mad love. RIP HiddleRand.

Thank you so, so much for alerting me to the existence of this guy and his shop. My wife, however, hates you now.

Thank you so, so much for alerting me to the existence of this guy and his shop. My wife, however, hates you now.

If you need a few more names for the list, those lazy fucks in the White House didn’t even bother getting a phone until Rutherford B. Hayes. Way to be asleep at the switch, Millard Fillmore!

Absolutely. And that question of how much of her action was free will, how much was programming, and whether a purely electronic “person” is more human than any of the real (human or replicant) characters was, for me, the best arc of all the characters.

Agreed completely. The main character basically fell in love with an online porn avatar rather than a flesh-and-blood being, and none of the nudity was played “sexily “, for lack of better phraseology. Tons of nudity, but all of it felt like sad, desperate marketing to a failed society. It all felt self aware of how…

9 Surgeries. I think you’re forgetting the complete soulendectomy.

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