Same.

That’s actually not entirely true. As a purely intellectual exercise, there’s a study out there that interviewed serial killers and discovered that they didn’t necessarily had bad parenting or something awful happen to them. David Berkowitz is a good example. And, of course, there’s increasing evidence that…

Thank goodness I work in California. Paid leave is paid by the state, albeit at 50%.

This comment should be its own article on Gawker.

Don’t get sick either! If you can’t afford time off, don’t get sick! It’s so easy not to get sick, just don’t eat except for vitamins and water and an apple a day!

Don’t worry. I went into a majorly male dominated field of STEM, and suffered discrimination well beyond graduate school. I’m not paid well here, but I get great benefits. It’s scary how the workplace really is dominated by men. I’m miserable a lot of the time, except when I actually do my job and then I’m thrilled.

I took off four weeks with my newborn at my new job, and managed 11 weeks with the next. Both times my employer insisted (but not in writing) that I come back.

I’m a feminist and I wanted to stay home with my newborn. I spent nine months gestating it, creating it, my body secreted a metric ton of hormones to make sure I bonded to it, my boobs became an immediate factory to feed it and produce hormones to want that to happen, and you think that I’d rather birth it and run…

LOL. The first picture is totally me. Only imagine my actual nipple being sucked into those things until they resembled mini hot dogs, and every single coworker seeing this (even though my office door was closd.)

Hardly. He’s already aiming his sights at the UN job.

You know what I miss? Unsolved Mysteries. THAT should come back.

HEDWIG LIVES.

See, I actually think this is nice. I don’t get all the hysteria. Considering Hungary’s attitude towards blacks and other minorities, making herself into the minority is the statement.

So you’re the judge and jury, and you’ve accused him because he didn’t protest using your words?

It isn’t how due process works, because lynching a man who hasn’t even had criminal charges brought against him is too cruel for even the founding fathers to actualize. Shaming someone might feel cathartic to you, but until Beth goes to the police, the court of public opinion should remain silent.

The whole time I was watching, I thought, “HOW IS HE BREATHING?” I can’t breathe when the wind is too strong on my face.

Wait. The plane really was in the air? I thought it was a green screen?

Darn! I just returned the redbox without watching those. What did they say? That scene was insane.

That’s why one of my favorite celeb profiles was one done by Drew Magary on Justin Bieber. It really showed me the man behind the curtain, and I’m not referring to Bieber, but to the machine of the industry.

I think Tina Fey is the superior part of that duo, but I get the impression that Amy brings out Tina’s funny. In some of Tina’s interviews, she gives the impression that Amy comes up with the main premise, but Tina brings the best dialogue.