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Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Fighting is part of the game. It’s not personal (although sometimes it is. Usually it’s not.) It’s part of policing the play of others and it gives them something else to think about. It gets in their head. You have to think about fighting in hockey the same way you think about a pass rusher flattening a quarterback

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Why reduce the value of Android by attaching it to a less capable device?

Or be this guy.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

Not sure about that, there was a lot of different DNA in them there drawers.

At his best, he was the best.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

On the flip side in US movies (and more often than not in reality) we’ve been annihilating Iran, China, Afghanistan, Korea, Iraq, Yugoslavia, Macedonia, Sudan, Liberia, Croatia, Libya, Panama, and probably 20 other countries for years.

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

The kids are alright.

I’m still surprised that terrible free throw shooters like DeAndre Jordan or Andre Drummond won’t give this a try. It may not make them Rick Barry, but I have a hard time believing they can’t shoot 60% granny style. Hell, I can make 60% granny style.

Fuck yeah, buddy. I would hug you if I could.

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I

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It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.