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The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

False.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Not Kobe? DeRozan has said that he’s modeled his game after him.

still better than kanye’s ugly ass shoe.

The shoe is completely fine. Do you even play basketball?

Yeah... I would have totally paid for more games. Ah well. Their loss.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Well, their message worked, the man is now a proud member of the Korean Kar Klub.

Potentially all of them!

Fuck cancer. Long live Sager. I hope I can one day have even half the strength and courage he exhibited during his battle.

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.

SMDH. I can’t wait for 2016 to die.

I see a lot of things in this video. Hunger isn’t one of them.

I *think* that the ref would be able to pursue charges if she wanted to. Don’t hold me to that, though.

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for