Nexus phones are made by a variety of manufacturers.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

A basement full of storms.

I am not a Rams fan, but a part of me wants to believe they are running vanilla offense until Goff ready so they can unleash him with a whole new look. The 2016 Rams. One week in and a non-homer is making irrational leaps on how it might, possibly in an extremely out there way not totally suck.

Hi, did you stay up to watch the late Monday Night Football game?

Hamilton likes to play pretend economist/financial guru sometimes but anyone who knows anything can see right through him. Pay no mind.

Fuck outta here, dingus.

It must be wonderful to go through life seeing everything you want to see. So comfy!

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Look at those service men and women kinda bending their knees during the anthem! Fuck them for disrespecting themselves!

Yeah, because as every student of American history knows, those New England minutemen 250 years ago were the paragons of passively accepting the status quo of unresolved grievances towards fundamental human dignity.

can’t tell if serious, joking, or troll.

Yeah, those assholes exercising their constitutional rights that the original patriots fought for! Everyone knows that rights are meant to never be used!

Yeah, fuck the patriots.

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

You sir, are an asshole.

Iverson’s speech was entertaining, funny and occasionally poignant, but it dragged. Shaq’s was hilarious and one of the best I’ve ever seen, worth watching in full:

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).