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Yes, Omar. We all remember the Malice at the Palace. It was more than a decade ago. People can grow.

Knuckle draggers.

He's going into coaching. He can't leave the game. I could see him even go down to the college ranks, where he has more control of a team.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

+1

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Did you just call that black guy an ape?

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

This is insane even by LA car chase standards, which is actually our official pastime.

Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams

Man what the fuck is wrong with people? The SI Swimsuit Edition isn't about normal sized people or normal anything. It's specifically about featuring exceptionally good-looking and athletic swimsuit models.

Huh, I didn't realize Mandarin and Japanese had different phonemes. I assumed they'd be the same due to (recent?) common ancestry.

I so badly want to make a "Mary Duggar is a jack-rabbit?" type joke here but I can't come up with anything better than that. So.