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Ah, I see. Thank you so much for responding. I have a hard enough time "getting" the good commenter jokes.

Right out of Rocky IV, which makes me feel good. He's doing it all natural just like Sly Stallone, who NEVER used PEDs.

"When I was in college, I'd be going to class, some student comes to me and says 'I pay your tuition.' I'm like, you don't pay my damn tuition. My mom paid my tuition when she worked two jobs, and I woke up every morning at 6 a.m. and I worked hard. To think about it, it makes me so mad and irate that people are so

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Why the hell hasn't this been posted yet? You guys are slacking.

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*gets stupid dummy retarded and rides the yellow bus*

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Mayweather: "Call me"

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Goodell: Well, see, what you have to understand is that Marshawn grabbing his junk during the game doesn't make the NFL or its owners any money, whereas selling pictures of him doing so does. So, what I'm saying is, I'm a shameless whore.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

Science rules.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

KIA presents the heads up play of the game.

I approve this rug

Constantly amazed at how ultra competitive pro athletes and drivers can be.

Whaddaya mean, SOME of us?