"Jeez, another email from Obama! It's like, give it Orest, amirite?"

I'd like to echo this comment.

Do not, under any circumstances, prolong the meeting with comments that begin with "I'd like to echo his comment" or "I'd like to reiterate his point." This is how 30 minutes becomes 90.

Jesus. +1

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

It looks like all of Darko's professional debuts result in first-round disappointments.

Why live off 70 million when you have 2.5 billion?

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

Those seem mutually exclusive so which do you mean; you think the guy who created one of the most popular and most played games out there doesn't deserve money he earned? Instead of saying just ugh fuck em maybe try what I do and wonder what you could learn from someone like that or you'll just be the guy saying your…

"The hell? I see nothing wrong with this play at all."

This is like a "Key & Peele" skit for white folks.

Also, the guy who (ironically) says "Kobe!" before putting up brick 3-pointers.

Needs more stars.

Why isn't this filed to "Kobe Beefs"?