I’m so sorry Maurice. Your life mattered young man.

::pours vodka in orange, coffee and cereal:: Hello, Thursday, we meet again. ::packs bottle in bag for “lunch”::

Let’s just start this day like

Nude for food?

That she will never be held responsible for her words is extremely painful.

How? No one he killed was there for an abortion.

It’s safe to say that the audience...

I laughed my ass off. That someone thought to do it and that she agreed to it.

I wish they had gotten mid-2000s Dave Chappelle up there. He would have lit into that audience like they never saw coming. Chris Rock is great, still funny and smart as always, but has been a little too Hollywood-ized for me.

The amount of smarm in that room made me feel physically distressed.

I thought Kara Brown nailed it in the live blog when she said that the monologue seemed like jokes about white people for white people. Inviting that audience to chuckle about lynching?!? You’re going to make Chris Pine cry again!

MY FIRST FUCKING THOUGHT BB!!

I thought it was a “she won’t actually be there after he announced her name” ...I was honestly shocked she walked out

I seriously said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” out loud, to myself when she showed up. I didn’t believe it was really her.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.