are you not?

good thing i'm not a scientist then.

so it's not standard procedure to expose yourself to potential bio-hazards if you feel a bit under the weather?

i'm pretty sure everything of Nardol's that wasn't robotic dissolved.

You didn't know? Women are oppressing themselves to throw us off the scent!

lol

That's why, as a fellow tall guy, I just don't talk to anyone.

You think I haven't been trying?

If Paul Ryan is right then I want to be wrong.

How long before a nutcase is convinced he has to kill Jordan so Jodie Foster will love him?

The Sound of Silence will be a slasher flick directed by Rob Zombie.

i'm so sad. can't you see how sad this makes me?

i thought the whole point of these damn shows was to make fun of people? have they changed in the 12 years since i last checked in?

viewing other people as people is very scary to old, wealthy, white men. i haven't figured out why yet. i suppose they think they'll lose some of their wealth somehow.

god is dead

if you put Netflix on a bagel, you can have Netflix anytime.

so that's why it always feels like somebody's watching me.

if Milo said the sky was blue i would have to seriously doubt my own eyes.

i thought it was a barrel of worms and a can of monkeys.

can't keep Wilmore but they give more money to this pile.