i was hoping for a leek joke….

you'd be surprised.

he must be really old then.

what a douche.

too bad it wasn't a Voltorb that just used Self-Destruct.

that's Major Klinkmaster to you.

sounds like you need to take less drugs. or more, different drugs.

a noteworthy dick isn't nearly as good as a noteworthy Dick.

it was so dumb that i think most people forgot about it as quickly as possible. it's hard to believe they spent a whole season on a reveal that meant nothing.

as many as you'll allow me.

GTA NPCs are some of the most deserving of death in all of videogame history. i wouldn't worry too much about mowing them down.

Ashildr? who's that? i think you mean Me.

hell, i'd pay fake money for that.

i'd not heard of that particular thought experiment before now and i wish that were still the case as i hate having knowledge of such stupid things.

this show is so crazy and dumb, just like real high school. it does as good a job as you can at being a Doctor Who show without the Doctor.

if you change the past then the future never existed in the first place so you couldn't have changed it.

it went almost exactly like i thought it would, except the very end. i truly thought we'd get the happily ever after thing and it was heartbreaking to watch Ashi fade away.

i had thought doing a Matrix-y story would be incredibly stupid but as usual i was extremely wrong. i hope the zombie monks aren't totally extincted by Missy next week.

probably because they cast a guy named Dick both times. everybody love a noteworthy Dick.

i understood the individual words but their combinations in the article are nonsensical.