EVE is fascinating but i can't understand why anyone would willingly use their time playing it. i'm glad they do though.

truly it was us, who hated the haters, that were the real haters all along.

that's a hell of a dream. i usually go for sex with my dreams.

do you really think he was capable of registering guilt?

*dumbfounded* whaaaaaa!

in 6 months, of shame that no one listens to his podcast.

Bill is immune to self-awareness it seems.

will Velma finally get laid?

9 years? i could have sworn that Bobby had been on SNL since 1983.

i strongly agreed with this assessment however:

Moral Orel is probably the greatest piece of art ever done in stop-motion and aired on cable.

is Jimmy Fallon dumber than Donald Trump? discuss.

i feel like i'm the only person that has never seen 2 girls 1 cup and it's a damn good feeling.

the important thing is that he believes in it. underneath the horrible bigot is a terrified little man that pisses his pants at every passing breeze that could be the Grim Reaper finally come to take him to his eternal punishment.

mike huckabee is definitely going to the hell he so desperately is trying to avoid.

this article makes more sense if you replace all instances of 'manly men' with 'asshole'.

there are no more seasons. next week is the last Samurai Jack.

dis a weird show. i might be starting to like it.

it would have been a good call back if they had blacked out a camera and the suit asked who turned out the lights.

"This is all canon"