I propose MLB use wins to determine home-field advantage in the playoffs so this doesn’t happen again.

Come on, show me one time the Catholic church has failed to be a paragon of virtue.

500+ words of thinly veiled racism and spelling errors? I am going to say Curt Schilling is actually Charles Manson. Cool if I’m wrong.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“Your zone-reads startle and confuse me. I see your running back bursting through the secondary and I think ‘Is this some kind of man-god?’. My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.”

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

I only hope Rose-Ivey has sufficient levels of vitamin D in his body when he meets with Governor Ricketts.

Honestly, this just supports my theory that there are no good cops. There are good people who are cops, but no good cops.

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

Good work, you repeated the joke.... but in a less funny way

You don’t, but you see a preview with Tomi Tayor and think maybe you should check it out.

Jesus Christ. +1

THANK YOU

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

GMC Typhoon

This is becoming all too common Kinja. -1

Boy, I tell ya, it sure is nice to see Donald Trump holding back his insults and definitely not doubling down on the horrible things he’s said in the past.

After all, to beat something you need to punch it more than once.

One Punch Man is not beating a dead horse you baka.