in the NFL that’s not a catch because he didn’t make a football move...or something. i can’t keep track of what the NFL considers a catch from week to week.

Do you think the NCAA secretly loves this because it distracts from the whole paying athletes thing?

What a great President he would be. He went like 2 weeks without lobbing dumb insults at people.

maybe Rose is trying to be declared incompetent to stand trial. or maybe he is just barely functional. i guess the court will decide.

this would have been a better story if something bad had happened.

if there were other, more offensive ideas i really want to know what they were.

i used to think Ivanka was the smart one in the family. i guess there is no smart one now.

tomi lahren isn’t a real person, i’m pretty sure it’s a terminator sent not only from the future but from a different dimension.

i am seriously considering making a video of myself masturbating with the flag just to see if any of these types of people die of anger.

like most things involving money, it is more complicated because money is involved.

Christian Ponder would be a good backup QB.

i think if Stevie knew who that was touching his shoulder he wouldn’t have been smiling.

you mean Univision?

so the Cowboys want to fuck the Indians again?

Case Keenum is a sub-replacement-level QB

god i hope there’s a gnome involved.

listen guys, child slavery is bad but is it really bad enough to get in the way of football?

there’s a dog in there i promise, he’s just very sleepy.

it’s a shame those poor dogs had to attend a White Sox game.

Bront is rolling furiously in his grave.