MN you say? i drive by a guy who has an orange 76 BMW2002(i assume it’s a 76 because the plate is 76TANG). i wonder if it’s the same guy.

this dudes monocycle doesn’t seem to go in and out of one’s mouth and anus though.

maybe it was a separate question from the AWD part.

everything is terrible.

that’s pretty different from a real dictionary. you know, the one your parents got from their parents in 1964 that is missing pages and is falling apart.

here’s a joke for those of us over 30 that remember how shit worked before the internet:

lol

only if she jumps up and down while she says it.

how high are you right now? and is it higher than when you wrote this?

ok so i watched the linked video and that’s not a dubstep violin, that’s playing a violin over dubstep. i wish i knew why i felt disappointed.

after all the noise around this has finally died down and we can move on to other things one question will remain:

don’t mess with Bruce or he’ll beat up your grandpa.

i had no idea my asshole uncles worked for the NCGOP. they don’t even live in North Carolina.

weird but whatever.

money. he has it. it keeps you out of jail.

not to mention they’ed have to kneel on hardwood instead of nice soft turf.

can anyone remember a time when Paltrow was famous for acting and not being an annoying mom? because i can’t.

how dare you insult beige in such a manner!

some will call you callous but to me you’ll always be a hero.

i hate myself for giving you a star.