That’s a creepy way to cope but if it works........

This seems like a weird thing for the NFL to care about but then they also won’t let players wear pink gloves or cleats unless it makes money for the league so I’m not surprised.

Charlie Weiss ate at least 2 receivers.

that’s deep man.

how can Lochte be allegiant to a nation that no longer exists?

a sentient asshole that’s who.

so you hate ice cream?

you’re doing a good job of parenting. i wish more parents were like you.

it’s Sony’s fault. after they signed on to publish they should have used their PR dept to control the message.

the amount of people that do not understand sarcasm is just astounding.

knowing me, i would accidentally shot put on my own head.

this is literally the only thing i know about synchronized swimming.

pretty normal for a commercial vehicle.

WHO PUT ALL THIS WATER IN MY EYES!

no it doesn’t.

- OJ Simpson

lol

maybe he was talking about his weed that he stores on his dick?

is there a worse car to be in a flood in?

yet you don’t know that money=power.