wow, you are very naive.

it’s almost like NBC paid a huge amount of money to be the sole television outlet of the Olympics so they can do whatever dumb thing they want.

this is a very salient point. i think it’s time to reboot the Crocodile Dundee franchise as a horror series set in Florida.

i sincerely hope no one threatens you over this.

in the future games will just be books because that’s what it seems like people want.

finally someone is making sense!

i would agree but i feel the argument wandered a bit towards the end.

this is possibly the best thing ever posted to Deadspin.

you should turn this into a book.

those are......bold opinions.

i worry plenty, i just don’t know how to make it stop!

so superchargers aren’t invisible, intangible devices that give untold amounts of power to my shit-box?

i’ll give you 20% over sticker if you can get me a ThunderCougarFalconBird.

Miguel=Strong

bro, how high was the bro-tuber that was asking about dev-bro to give him a free copy of a free game bro?

gross

you could even have the graveyard on the infield!

who wouldn’t blow themselves off?

well, he is a good actor.

this whole campaign is proof that the American people can and will be fooled by marketing while ignoring reality.