LEROOOOOY JENKINS!!!!

“Your sports talk radio show is Lumpy and El Señor Detestable on 730, The Sports Exigency.”

well, “nopass” is something an idiot would use.

gross

remember the actual unintentional dick pic of Visanthe Shiancoe?

that Columbo one is an A+ job. if i didn’t know better i’d have thought that was a real episode.

actually, everything is terrible.

what a strange and stupid move.

right, MY definition of fun is the only correct one.

on a related note, i saw a Diablo driving around today in suburban Minnesota.

did the organizers just forget that everyone can take pictures and show them to the world? even if you want to be a sexiest assface you should take precautions to keep it a secret.

i believe the Canadian spelling is yarde.

i bet you did.

are you Canadian or British?

as someone that strides the divide between Canada and America, passion flakies is a profoundly Canadian name for a food.

do they still make Bagel Bites? cause then you can have pizza anytime.

i’m pretty sure you can eat Gerber’s even as an adult.

as far as i can figure he means this:

Joey Votto is the prefered player of the proletariat.

don’t press ‘enter’ to drown.