what are those?

if you ding a lot of homers in a losing season was it really worth jacking all those dongs?

this is the only appropriate response.

the best part, in light of his crimes, is when Sharper appears and he shouts “OH SHIT, IT’S DARREN SHARPER!!”

you’re a teacher?

don’t worry, nobody actually understands anything anymore. it’s just all memes.

it’s kinda funny to listen to Difler on the late-night MNF games. he gets so excited, it sounds like a little kid.

can’t wait for him to get fired in February when the Cavs are only 11 games ahead of the second-place team.

i would give you a star but you’re at 69 right now and i hate to ruin a good thing.

i’ve played thousands of hours of Madden and never had a play even come close to the magnitude of this one.

so Steven Wright?

that’s not a burn, that’s total immolation is what that is.

damn right.

Xmen Legends 2 was the best of all of them. i wonder if they’ll ever put that one out again.

does that Jeep remind anyone else of a PT Cruiser? just a little bit?

is that....could it be....Big...Bad....Beetle....Borgs!!!?

that was beautiful man.

one of my customers has the plate “ABCDEFG”.

masterful.

it sounds like you really needed to say that.