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The most offensive thing about all of this is the smug smile of self-satisfaction that you just know was plastered all over that nimrod’s face.

Huh, I would have thought the ‘roid rage would have subsided by now, but apparently I was wrong.

Can’t say I expected Bret Boone to age well, but... Bret Boone has really not aged well.

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

Easy. Just piss on the floor.

Ismael, how dare you suggest that we were hackily reading off TelePrompters the whole time and that there was not an actual Deadspin Award for Most Intense Pentakill In A League Of Legends Final. Eat shit.

He’s about to break down with Gangnam Style.

Crap like this, and the response of “just get over it” is part of the reason I stopped watching Anime.

I read Magary’s posts for the informative stories about other people’s poop. Its educational!

this comment is straight-up gibberish. congrats?

I think I just got herpes from looking at that picture.

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

Obligatory:

No. I don’t want any trailers. Just give me the date.

Pee in the shower. IT’S ALL PIPES

Sit on the damned toilet, ya baby.

It’s been like four hours, so I imagine he’s trying to come up with the perfect concern troll quip.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?