No, just the children whose life force she devours.

“Ive spent most of my life using small things in big hands”

Pish. It’s really magic.

Deadpool is not as selfless or kid-friendly as Superman. He is an elegant superhero... for a more postmodern age.

All of those pictures, and not one of all the conference attendees going ass-to-mouth like a giant Human Centipede/Ouroboros hybrid that formed after the conference ended? Sad!

It’s a big 707 horsepower pressboard pallet

I thought that crate was a challenger! Big, square, made of cheap materials and tons of horsepower made me confused.

My parents are dead.

And suddenly I understand how Wisconsin went for Trump.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Give me Mobile Fighter G Gundam or give me DEATH.

I have it on good authority that Lorde was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961.

This is all sorts of wrong. Heineken sucks.

PABLO SANDOVAL: [salivates]

“personally I don’t think that’s real fair because we have a lot of investigation that we want to do on him and to get him in one spot for all the teams would’ve been great. I’m not a part of those decisions about how those guys are chose”

TBH it was also pretty disappointing that Aaron Hernandez didn’t get to play in the super bowl this year.

Maybe Quinn is like my father and everything disappoints him.

Looks like something from Speed Racer the cartoon

BOOM

You were never told that, because you’re a fucking dickless clown.