lol

that game rules

please, no meat touching ma’am 

step one: realize that your life will not improve with the purchase of a videogame machine, nor will it become worse the longer you don’t have said videogame machine

Ok

First prize is a set of steak knives 

first day on the internet?

let them get that paper 

Rick and Morty is a tv show, it sold out in the act of being made

my pants just got real tight 

i would just like to say that the new kinja update doesn’t improve anything but at least it also doesn’t seem to ruin anything 

i hope it’s as successful as the steam controller 

lol, the nfl has had Hard Knocks for like two decades

lol

no

you don’t have to report on these ‘people’

very normal thing to say 

Disney is too cowardly to give us the Man-Thing

I like how you compared it to Hulk starring Eric Bana instead of The Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton

Ive never been able to say abomasnow, it always comes out as obamasnow