Japan is wild

fuck your slideshow 

you don’t have to make this a story, it’s really not that interesting 

my favorite “expiration date” is the one they put on salt 

but how many times does he jack off in a day?

not culinarily speaking 

no one, deep dish existed before the universe and will exist long after the last bits of energy have dissipated 

no

that’s right 

perceiving anything pokimane does as authentic should be cause for immediate detention in a mental health facility

thanks obama

suck my ass

4k doesn’t matter. it doesn’t allow you to make a better game

they don’t make em like that anymore 

it’s just a pun dude

lol, made the jalopnik regulars mad with this one. good for you 

the MN state fair is 12 days long for your own protection 

rogan talking to tarantino for 3 hours sounds like the worst thing that has ever happened

i was expecting this to be about ergot poisoning but i guess that was a silly expectation

i don’t know anyone that talked about this game after the first couple days