Rick and Morty is a tv show, it sold out in the act of being made

my pants just got real tight 

i would just like to say that the new kinja update doesn’t improve anything but at least it also doesn’t seem to ruin anything 

i hope it’s as successful as the steam controller 

lol, the nfl has had Hard Knocks for like two decades

lol

no

you don’t have to report on these ‘people’

very normal thing to say 

Disney is too cowardly to give us the Man-Thing

I like how you compared it to Hulk starring Eric Bana instead of The Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton

Ive never been able to say abomasnow, it always comes out as obamasnow 

Japan is wild

fuck your slideshow 

you don’t have to make this a story, it’s really not that interesting 

my favorite “expiration date” is the one they put on salt 

but how many times does he jack off in a day?

not culinarily speaking 

no one, deep dish existed before the universe and will exist long after the last bits of energy have dissipated 

no