Asura, if he’s angry

looks like a great article but it’s way too much for me on a saturday. i will try again tomorrow 

it is absolutely wild to me that they worked on this game for most of a decade and the most common response to it is “it has a lot of ideas that aren’t really fully implemented” 

what

bored of the cyberpunk fuckup now. please do not mention the game to me again until it’s fixed 

it’s because of what you did when you were 11

Die Hard is a documentary and the events happened in real time 

maybe patrick thinks people hate the two a-holes and want to see them suffer?

i still can’t believe you haven’t done Jynx or Mr Mime yet 

no

i could live for several years on what someone spent on a very large toy

fuck whoever makes these slideshows instead of regular listicles 

are you finally figuring out that award shows are just advertisments?

fun is illegal 

all colas suck 

having lived very near the middle of nowhere, please don’t visit. nobody wants you there 

no thanks 

i will do whatever the fuck i want 

The x-men arcade game was only available to purchase for a few years and hasn't been listed in digital stores for many years now

You’ve never driven through the country have you