MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

who will write very long articles about Metal Gear that i end up reading several times because they kick ass now?

aliens are for sure traveling unfathomable distances with technology we can’t even dream of to......whip shitties in the atmosphere and then leave?

fuck whoever made the decision to do lists this way. fuck them to hell and back 

if you’re stupid enough to listen to anything that someone calling themselves ‘dr disrespect’ says, then you’re already a lost cause

well, according to my theorem that all headline questions can be answered with ‘your mom’ chicken nuggets are your mom

so wait, how many of these have you done now? it’s seems insane to quit while the show refuses to do so

Walker told me I have AIDS 

pff, you’ll get distracted by a Jeep with a 1964 lawnmower engine in it or something soon enough

if the bureau didn’t hurt the xcom property then i don’t think any side game can

i will not and if you try to force me i will swallow my own tongue 

it’s a good comedy special but i’d say this is one of the worst bits in it 

Pitch Black is the best MD flavor but i’m apparently the only one that thinks so because i can’t find it anymore 

actually you don’t 

it was about her tits but i guess that’s not really long enough for an article 

Ok

incorrect but entertaining 

i wonder what the Legacy of this Pandemic will be

does Stacy’s mom still have it going on though?